Wednesday, 15 February 2017

The Gallows Girls


Their mothers water broke as the lynch mob came for her. Screaming in pain and fear, they led her to the gallows. They strung up the pregnant woman for stealing, whoring, and witchcraft. When they let go the trap door her neck broke cleanly when her body jerked to a stop and the first of twin girls popped came out screaming.

The sheriff, who not thinking a lynch mob would hang a woman in labor, arrived with the doctor. The doctor, knowing of the second child the woman carried, reached in and pulled it from her lifeless corpse. He then cut the umbilical cords. He slapped the second daughter to make her breath as well.

Nobody knew who the father was. It was questionable if the mother had even known. She never told a soul if she had. The doctor took the newborn girls back to his office.

 The next day the doctor, sheriff, and the preacher went door-to-door asking the ladies of the town to take the twins. All refused. Even the whores refused.

The newborns were fed goats milk by the doctor, baptized Grace and Faith Gallows by the preacher. Full of guilt, the sheriff agreed to help and the three men raised them as their own.

Saturday, 14 January 2017

Aural Myiasis


I have Meniere’s disease so when the ear pain and tinnitus started I thought I was just having a flare up. The buzzing noise was new but I assumed it was just the beginning of hearing loss associated with Meniere’s disease. My ear felt full, like it was underwater; but, again, that was normal. My ear itched like something was crawling in it; but, while not the norm, I didn’t think much about it. When the blood oozed out of my ear I realized this is not my Meniere’s disease acting up. This was something new. The pressure did not feel like it could have ruptured my eardrum. I could still hear; so, it could not have been that bad. I called my ENT and made an emergency appointment anyway.

An hour later, I was sitting on the exam table. The doctor put the otoscope in and looked. She gagged; and, dropping the light, quickly backed away. Stammering she said, “Let me get someone,” and rushed out the door.

I sat there stunned. What had she seen? What could be so bad as to cause her to gag?

The door opened. One of the other doctors I had seen around the office entered, and said, “I need you to remain calm. This is something we can hopefully easily fix.” He tried to sound soothing. Do doctors not know that saying the word “calm” can cause people to have the opposite reaction? “I will be taking over as the previous doctor is unable to handle your current infestation.”

“Infestation?” I asked, with the buzzing I was hopeful I had heard him incorrectly.

“Yes,” he said with a sigh. “Now the procedure is simple…

“Infestation of what?” I screeched.

“Please, allow me to explain,” he continued robotically.

I took a deep breath and again, softly, asked, “Infestation of what?”

“Are you sure you want to know, ma’am? I can take care of this rare condition without giving you the details. It is unlikely that there will be a repeat infestation so long as it is properly taken care of.”

“Infestation of what?” I demanded.

“Maggots.”

I started shaking, “Get them out now,” I whined. I felt tears running down my cheeks. The itching I had been feeling since yesterday must have been them moving around in my ear… moving in my head. “Get them out,” I screamed.

‘I will,” he said in his calm, robotic voice. He pulled open a drawer and pulled out a light blue plastic cloth like dentists use. Draping it over my shoulder he continued, “I will not stop until they have all been removed. Please sit still so I can look in your ear.” He put the otoscope into my ear and looked. Then he went to a drawer and pulled out a petri dish and a pair of tweezers. “I am going to take these forceps and remove the ones in your outer ear. I will place them into the petri dish for testing.”

“Testing for what?”

“For classification mostly,” he said as he put the tweezers in and pulled one out. He lifted the lid off, placed the small, squirming maggot inside, and covered it. Then he went back into my ear for another.

The door opened and a male nurse came into the room backwards, “Doctor Smith said you would need saline solution for an ear irrigation.” The nurse was carrying a tray with syringe, one of those kidney-shaped bowls that was empty, another bowl filled with a clear liquid, and a lot of gauze pads.

“Yes that will be the next step,” The doctor said pulling a third maggot from my ear. “You can just put it next to the sink. Make sure they have her scheduled for the CT,” he continued going back in with the tweezers again.

“I will come back when they are ready for her,” The nurse murmured, putting his hand over his mouth and rushing out the door.

“Seems like you have the strongest stomach here,” I said trying to distract myself from my own nauseousness. 

“I have done this once before,” he stated simply. “That’s the last one I see,” he advised taking the petri dish to the counter. “Now I have to irrigate,” he said with his back to me. Walking back with the two bowls from the tray, the syringe in the empty one, he continued, “It does not seem like they passed through the ear membrane.”

 “Can you hold this?” he asked, handing me the bowl of liquid.

“Sure,” I said taking it with shaking hands.

“Just sit still,” he said balancing the curved bowl on my shoulder against the side of my face under my ear. “I am going to take some of the saline solution from the cup with this syringe and then just spray it in your ear,” he said filling the syringe. “It will dribble out and into the bowl on your shoulder. It will feel odd but not painful.”

As he began, there was a knock on the door. “Come in,” he said while still putting liquid in my ear.

An elderly woman came in and said, “I am supposed to take her for a CT scan doctor.”

“Give me a few moments to finish irrigating her. Can you assist by using the gauze pads to wipe beneath her ear?”

“Of course,” she said picking up the gauze from the tray next to the petri dish. She approached and with a friendly smile began wiping the liquid from below my earlobe.

The doctor refilled the syringe four times before he was satisfied with the cleaning.  He explained, “Once they do the CT scan, I will review the results.  We will then see where we have to go from there. It will take an hour or so.  During your wait I don’t want you to eat or drink anything in case of the worst case scenario. Do you have something to occupy your time?”

“I have my phone,” I answered as he took the half-empty bowl from my hands.
“I will see you again soon,” he said handing me off to the elderly woman.

Monday, 14 November 2016

Ukobach V Level 3 Elf Ranger



I decided it would be safer to stay away from these humanoids until they found a way to leave the shell. If they took my hoard so be it. I was not going anywhere for a long while. I could build it up again. I carefully closed the fighting fan. This I would keep close; as a remembrance of the last person I would ever speak to. I looked carefully around the vault to make sure no others were in the area. Then I made my way quickly to the head. I was nearly there when a call came from my left “You there.”

I turned and saw an elf. Elves live long lives. We could be friends here for centuries. “Hello.” I called joyfully waving the closed fan at him.

He scowled. “Where did you get that fan?”

“From a halfling I recently had a conversation with.” I answered.

“That is Sumaks fan.” The elf said angrily pulling a bladed weapon similar to a scimitar from a sheath on his back. He menaced me with the blade. “Where did you get it?”

“From a halfling I recently had a conversation with.” I repeated imploringly.

“Lying evil outsider.” He growled and sliced me in two with his blade. As the blue sky turned a dark, molten red I knew I was finally going home.

@@@@ Battle Summary:

Ukobach Starting HP 16 AC 17

Ranger Starting HP 30 AC 19

Round 1: 19 to attack, 9 damage, critical confirmed with a critical for 8 more damage and then confirmed again for another 4 damage. Total damage 21 so Ukobach dies.

Ukobach V Halfling


Ukobach V Halfling Ships Guardian

Perhaps the turtles head was not the best idea. The tail end still has a bit of hangover from the tiles from the summoners bathroom. I can try to hide down there. How many humanoids would want to investigate the area around a colossal turtles’ hindquarters?

I quickly made my way around the vault and nearly ran right into a halfling. “How did you get here?” He demanded.

“I was summoned here a long time ago by a human that is long dead. I cannot teleport home. I cannot fly. I cannot swim across the ocean. I am trapped here.” I said feeling relieved to finally voice my predicament.

“You killed our ships cook?” The halfling asked fiddling with his waterskin.

“He attacked me first.” I nearly whined.

“I saw you fighting the dwarf sorcerer.” He said pouring some powder into the open waterskin and swirling it.

“What is that floating stone thing?”

“His familiar.” The halfling said and splashed me with water from his waterskin.

I sputtered then screamed as the water burned me. “How?” I howled at him.

“Holy water.” He answered and splashed it at me again. I dodged to the side and clawed at the stubble on his chin.

He pulled a fan from behind his back and opened it with a flourish. I laughed and he tried to slice me with the edge of it. I saw the small metal blades sticking up where the ribs of the fan poked through the silk.

“That’s not nice.” I scolded and sliced at his face with my claws again.

The halfling again tried to slice me with his fan. I dodged to the side and he did as well when I tried to claw him. Then he sliced my exposed upper left arm with the fan blades.

“Why is it so unreasonable?” I asked missing with my claws.

“What?” The halfling asked slicing me again.

“Having a conversation.” I stated honestly. The halfling must have been surprised because he didn’t dodge my claw. The halfling fell and gurgled as blood came from the side of his throat. He looked like he was trying to say something. I leaned in close but only heard the sigh of his last breath.

Taking the fighting fan and cradling it in my hands I looked around me.


@@@@Battle Summary:

Ukobach starting HP 26 AC 17

Halfling HP 16 AC 17

1st splash: 5 damage Ukobach HP 21

Round 1 with 2nd splash: Missed

Round 1 riposte: 3 claw and 1 fire damage halfling HP 13

Round 2: fan missed

Round 2 riposte: 2 claw and 4 fire damage halfling HP 7

Round 4: fan does 3 damage, Ukobach HP 18

Round 5: fan does 2 damage, Ukobach HP 16

Round 5: 4 claw damage and 3 fire damage, halfling HP 00

 

 

Thursday, 10 November 2016

Ukobach V Dwarf with Ioun Wyrd


After I finished digging up the glass blob I retrieved the two daggers. One was masterwork and the other basic. Before I left for the head I stopped to check that the frog was dead. It didn’t need any more armor, enough washed up on shore occasionally and besides had done some good damage to this set. Next time I faced someone my size perhaps I would only attack the face not the body. I could come back later after he decomposes some and take it and repair the leather somehow when I get bored. I took his masterwork rapier and his belt which had its sheath. The sheaths for the daggers were on his wrists and I took those too. Also on his belt were two waterskins, two more daggers in sheaths, and a pouch containing a thunderstone, two alkali flasks, and a liquid blade if the tag on its neck was to be believed.

Not a bad amount of swag. The issue was, the encumbrance of it all, with the spade and glob of glass, made me want to go back to the vault. Plus, someone could recognize the rapier. If I hide it then perhaps they might not know I killed their companions. It is not like I need weapons anyway. I thought as I headed back to the center of the shell.

I made a beeline for the vault but as I approached I saw a dwarven male coming up the path I had originally taken to the beach. He saw me and threw a spell. Acid splashed upon my skin. “I am a devil moron. Acid will not bother me especially when it is that weak.”

“I have more than just acid but thank you for the helpful hint.” He said stalking towards me. I met him halfway but with all the things I was carrying he got his hands on me before I could attack him. The electricity shot through me and caused me to drop everything I was carrying. The glob of glass broke nearly in half and smaller shards skittered. I clawed him at the top of his beard, setting it aflame.

He tried to touch me again but I dodged. I hit him on the side of the head, singing his sideburn. He tried again to touch me but I dodged. My hoof skidded on a piece of glass and I missed with my claws. Trying to regain my balance I could not dodge his shocking grasp this time. I got my footing and clawed him savagely across the chest. I was getting enraged and I knew it and I didn’t care when I saw the red blood and no armor below his shirt.

Instead of dodging his next touch I accepted it to get a vital strike in. I screamed from the pain as the electricity coursed through me but my claws still eviscerated the dwarf.

I took his belt too and looked in the pouches. One was a potion labeled cure light wounds. I drank it quickly. I was immune to poison. I felt the tingling of the electricity ebb. There was a scroll that looked to make flaming sphere, a spell I was very familiar with. In another pouch were two more alkali flasks to add to my hoard. In a third was three alchemist fires. In a spell component pouch were a bunch of low value uncut gemstones along with a feather and a scrap of leather. Plus, three more waterskins.

I picked up the rest of my fallen swag and continued to the vault. An odd flying ball of stones flew after me. When I opened the vault door it flew over to my small pile of gemstones. It hovered over the pale lavender ellipsoid stone. Then the stone rose up and incorporated itself into the ball. I threw the swag into the vault and as I slammed it shut I heard the glass shatter again.

 

@@@@ Battle:

Dwarf AC12 HP 18

Ukobach AC 17 HP 47

Round 1: Dwarf uses shocking grasp 5 damage to Ukobach, HP 42

Round 1: Ukobach crits, claw 0 damage but 4 fire damage to dwarf, HP 14

Round 2: Dwarf misses on 2nd of 5 shocking grasps

Round 2: Ukobach, claw 0 damage but 1 fire damage this round and 1 from last to dwarf, HP 12

Round 3: Dwarf misses on 3rd of 5 shocking grasps

Round 3: Ukobach Misses, 1 point again for the fire though, HP 11

Round 4: Dwarf hit on 4th of 5th shocking grasp for 11 damage, Ukobech HP 31

Round 4: Ukobach, claw 3 damage and 3 fire damage this round, crit wears off, dwarf HP 5

Round 5: Dwarf uses last 1st level spell, Crits, 14 damage, Ukobach HP 17

Round 5: Ukobach Crits too. 4 damage with claws and 2 burning for 3 rounds again. Dwarf HP -1.

Cure light wounds Ukobach HP +9 for total 26!

Hoard workup

Still to be compelted at this time.


4800gp for zaratan per pathfinder plus 1200gp for Ukobach Via NPC Gear:


  • 2700gp in weapons
    • Monks Spade
  • 2000gp in armor he cannot use
  • 600gp in limited use items
  • 700gp in gear (200 from gear column and 500 from magic item column)


Magic items in Ukobachs hoard, based upon the D&D zaratan CR 20 for 100,000gp for:


  • Greater medium ring
  • Lesser medium weapon
  • Lesser major rod
  • 2 wondrous items
    • Bottle of Air
    • Greater medium - pale lavender ellipsoid ioun stone
  • 5 Potions
    • 2 greater major potions
    • 2 lesser minor potions
    • 1 Greater medium potion
  • 4 Scrolls
    • 1 Greater minor scroll
    • 3 Lesser medium scroll
  • Greater minor wand
  • 2 grade 4 art objects
    • Gilded Dragon Skull
    • Platinum scepter with gold inlay




Origional posting on 10NOV2016





Update with Swag from Grippli and Dwarf 10NOV2016



New Weapons:

            3 daggers

            1 masterwork dagger

            1 masterwork rapier

Alchemical Items

            Thunderstone

            4 alkali flasks

            Liquid blade

Gear

            2 Wrist sheaths

            belt and pouch

            5 full waterskins

            Empty Vial

Magic items:

Scroll Flaming Sphere

Gemstones level 1 or 2 totaling 352


Update 14NOV2016 = Halflings Fighting Fan

Hoard workup

Still to be compelted at this time.


4800gp for zaratan per pathfinder plus 1200gp for Ukobach Via NPC Gear:


  • 2700gp in weapons
    • Monks Spade
  • 2000gp in armor he cannot use
  • 600gp in limited use items
  • 700gp in gear (200 from gear column and 500 from magic item column)


Magic items in Ukobachs hoard, based upon the D&D zaratan CR 20 for 100,000gp for:


  • Greater medium ring
  • Lesser medium weapon
  • Lesser major rod
  • 2 wondrous items
    • Bottle of Air
    • Greater medium - pale lavender ellipsoid ioun stone
  • 5 Potions
    • 2 greater major potions
    • 2 lesser minor potions
    • 1 Greater medium potion
  • 4 Scrolls
    • 1 Greater minor scroll
    • 3 Lesser medium scroll
  • Greater minor wand
  • 2 grade 4 art objects
    • Gilded Dragon Skull
    • Platinum scepter with gold inlay




Origional posting on 10NOV2016



Update with Swag from Grippli and Dwarf 10NOV2016




New Weapons:


            3 daggers


            1 masterwork dagger


            1 masterwork rapier


Alchemical Items


            Thunderstone


            4 alkali flasks


            Liquid blade


Gear


            2 Wrist sheaths


            belt and pouch


            5 full waterskins


            Empty Vial


Magic items:


Scroll Flaming Sphere


Gemstones level 1 or 2 totaling 352